White Kitty is the main protagonist of the series. He is constantly targeted by the Black Cat. He has survived in all episodes, excluding Kittycide, the season final.
*Nearly Exploded by a Microwave
- Nearly Decapitated and had his head sliced and diced by a Lawn Mower
- After being framed for the death of the Brown Puppy, nearly had an lethal injection.
- Nearly Cut Up by a Serial Killer's Axe
- Injected by Heroin, which turned him into a Rock Star
- Almost stabbed by voodoo doll
- Almost shot into the grave he dug.
- Nearly Electrocuted
- Almost hanged
- Almost mulitated by a lion
- Almost exploded using gasoline and a match
- Nearly eaten by sharks
- Almost drove off a cliff drunk (due to Black Cat)
- Almost Burned
- Almost put to sleep
- Nearly got shot by a Glock 17 and Colt M16A2
In Kittycide, he kills himself after Black Cat gives the Little Girl a bunny, whom she starts playing with, instead of White Kitty. He slices himself open with a katana due to this. However, he is later brought back to life by Black Cat, who realizes that he can't live without trying to kill White Kitty.